The only experience of southern femininity is being taught how to roller skate by a Southern Baptist girl's choir.
Several of them took it upon themselves to teach me how to rollerskate.
(What can I say, I'm a sucker for pleading eyes.)
So I'd never guess that in a million years.
Candlelight?
Hmm.. gonna have to keep that in mind.
Candle light, you do not know? Why, it is a woman's greatest beautify trick, silly.