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To: everyone

Man - I'm getting hungry...

Back after some work.


4,315 posted on 06/10/2004 7:30:31 AM PDT by lodwick (WASP)
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To: ValerieUSA; Mo1; Canadian Outrage; restornu; Letitring; Conservababe

Wedding Joke

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would
be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new
young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to
exchange it, but she refused. Absolutely not. I look like a million
bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it, she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, Never mind sweetheart.
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous
dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, Are you
going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion
where you could wear it.

Sheila just smiled and replied, Of course I do, dear....
I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner!


4,318 posted on 06/10/2004 7:49:02 AM PDT by grannie9 (I live for today, 'cause I can't remember yesterday, and chances are tomorrow could suck.)
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