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WOW.

Had the (alcoholic) manager of a local trailer park take a disliking to me.
One day, as I was walking down the township's road outside but bordering the trailerpark, he comes racing out of his trailer while hitching his pants up, jumps into his beatup truck, and then drives across lawns and such to pull up next to me and blast me with Jimmy Bean breath and accusing me of breaking into trailers to steal stuff.
(I was walking some friends home along the short route brodering the 'badlands' there..)
I stated to him that he was free to call the police and wait where he sat.. especially considering that I wasn't in his precious little kingdom at all, and he was legally drunk without a valid driver'slicense and sitting on a public road in a pickup truck DWI.
He told me he was going to hit me, so I told him he could keep making threats, he was also free to step out of his vehicle and try to take a poke at me, he'd be lucky to land a hit while drunk.
Meanwhile, my friends all freaking out, they think the cops are going to come out of nowehere and drag me off.
Drunko sits for a few seconds while his pickled brain processes the information, and then begins to repeat what he's said already.
I, being the jerk that I am, looked at him and said, "FIne, you want me to have been in your trailer park? Here, I'm in the park, I'm out of the park, I'm in the park, I'm out of the park."
I was stepping from the public road onto the road buffer that seperated the trailer park from the public road and back.
Drunko decides he's going to cut & run from what is quickly turning into a humiliating public spectacle and public disrespect for his supposed all powerful "awwwthoritee!"

Yeah, they were ALL liberals.
Glad I moved from that area, but this place isn't much better..

I, being the jerk that I am, looked at him and said, "FIne, you want me to have been in your trailer park? Here, I'm in the park, I'm out of the park, I'm in the park, I'm out of the park." I was stepping from the public road onto the road buffer that seperated the trailer park from the public road and back.

LOL .. good job .. you handled that one very well