SCENE: Tony, seated at a table in an otherwise empty pub, has three goons pointing pistols at him and demanding his surrender. He just keeps at his pint and says...
"The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (draws his own gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your ba**s into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F**k off!"
It's a classic.
Am still catching up on the thread, so if these books have been mentioned, my apologies.