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Teresa shows some cleavage in Beverly Hills...

Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., right, arrives with his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, to applause during a fundraiser at the home of Ron Burkle in Beverly Hills, Calif., Tuesday, March 30, 2004. (AP Photo/Elise Amendola)

Harold's first day in Paris was very successful and he found a number of pieces he thought he could profitably sell back home. After the arrangements were made to begin shipping this furniture to Tenn, he decided to celebrate with a glass of wine at a small sidewalk cafe.

The place was jammed, but he managed to find an empty table. Just about the time his wine arrived, a beautiful girl came by and motioned to the empty chair at his table with a questioning look on her face. He assumed she wanted to sit with him and nodded his head "yes". The girl sat down with him.

The girl tried to talk to him, but, alas, he understood not one word of French. He tried to talk to her, but, alas, she understood not one word of English. He had an idea. He took a napkin and drew a wine glass and a question mark. She nodded her head "yes".

They sat quietly enjoying their wine. When it was just about finished, Harold realized it was nearly time for dinner. He took another napkin and drew a picture of two people at a table eating dinner. She nodded her head "yes" and took him by the hand. She led him down the street to a very nice restaurant. They went in. The girl spoke with the head waiter and they were seated in a quiet corner where they could hear the band playing and see the dance floor.Harold could not read the menu since it was in French, so he allowed the girl to order for him. The food was excellent and the couple thoroughly enjoyed it.

After dinner, Harold took a napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded her head "yes" and they danced to every song the band played, whether fast or slow. When the band quit playing and began to pack away their instruments, the couple returned to their table.

The girl took a napkin and reached for the pen. He handed it to her and she drew a picture of a four poster bed. Harold Smith is still wondering to this day how she knew he was in the furniture business.

Look at the expression on Teresa's face, the poor dear. Their publicity machine must be promoting the idea she's "exotic" to counteract her drab and mousey appearance.

And is it just me or does the guy on the left look like he's yelling "Take it off!"