[Timeout]

Frankly, I hope Kerry's campaign continues to spread the word that he'll put Clinton back in our living rooms. I can't think of a better way to drive the "undecideds" into Bush's arms.

[mountaineer]

Another "pull my finger" moment:

Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., walks into a gas station convenience mart to buy a bottle of water and a candy bar in San Diego Tuesday, March 30, 2004. President Bush and Sen. Kerry pointed blame at each other Tuesday for promoting policies that could contibute to the country's escalating gas prices, already at a record high. (AP Photo/Elise Amendola)

Ha, the last time John "I don't fall" Kerry stopped at a convenience store for a bottle of water, it was at the beginning of his ski trip to Idaho and he slipped on a just-mopped floor - an incident politely not reported in the media.