The Guild 3-30-2004 Kerry cuddles KKK

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[goodnesswins]

Someone needs to put together a montage of ALL the Kerry/Heinz homes (in a graphic that can be emailed).....so that we can send them to our DEM friends/relatives when he talks about taking care of the "little" guy.....also, a Resume of his work experience would be great!

[pubmom]

Pardon me if I don't bite my lower lip and say I feel his pain.

[daisyscarlett]

This man does not look healthy...and furthermore, he needs to run a comb through his hair...wonder if he forgot his titanium comb again, lol...

US Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (news - web sites) gestures as he speaks at the Charles A. Jones Skills and Business Education Center in Sacramento, California. Kerry's minor shoulder surgery, may slow down his handshaking for a while.(AFP/Getty Images/Deborah Coleman)

[daisyscarlett]

Looks like he smells something bad...surely it cannot be Teresa...

[Carolina]

Priceless!

[mountaineer]

Teresa always seems to be recoiling.

On another note, I need advice. A psychotic robin has been slamming himself into my basement windows for the past two days. I put things in the windows to cut down on any reflections he might be seeing, but it doesn't seem to help. There are beak marks all over the windows. What to do??

[daisyscarlett]

A robin...how neat...Spring has come to W. Va. Do you have any fermenting fruit near the window? I read that robins head for the fruit smell.

Have you seen any Baltimore Orioles yet? We have hummingbirds and doves in our yard in California. I am looking forward to our time in Minnesota this year where there are birds galore. I am considering buying a birdwatching book and keeping track of those I see.

Kerry is in town here today. He did one appearance in public and has a luncheon fundraiser. That is it. I think his work ethic is suspect.

[daisyscarlett]

One more fun Kerry photo then I will go on to something else. As I mentioned above, he is in San Diego today where we are having a heat wave; looks like he has an Al Gore problem or else he only put antipersperant under one arm? And why is his daughter in black...she must be sweltering. He is raving about high gas prices. Well, the truth is, our gas prices are going down, at least ten cents in the last two weeks. He needs a better advance team.

[daisyscarlett]

* "It will be outside forces - something unforeseen that suddenly happens - that tilts the election one way or another."

The above statement by Hillary scares me to death. Here she is snuggling up to Teddy - she wants to be VP choice. If Kerry is elected, no one would be at all surprised if he crumped-he looks so ill-then Hillary will fill out his term and then get elected on her own two more times. 11 plus years of Hillary...OMG...

You were wondering last week where her hot pink blouse was (remember she wore her robin egg blue suit to the black tie gala)...Well she was saving that for the big Unity dinner.

Senator Edward Kennedy, D-Mass., joined by Sen. Frank Lautenberg, D-N.J., left, and Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., discusses increased medicare costs during a news conference on Capitol Hill Tuesday, March 30, 2004, (AP Photo/Dennis Cook)

Former President Bill Clinton shares a moment with his wife, Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY), during the 'Young Democrats United' official 'after-party,' in Washington March 25, 2004. The party is hosted by the DNC (Democratic National Committee to encourage young people to participate in the political process. REUTERS/Molly Riley

[MaeWest]

This would explain why Taraaazah looks like she is swooning in #24.

[mountaineer]

Spring is here, more or less. We've seen robins for a few weeks, but this psycho one has me baffled. There's nothing around the windows that should interest him, e.g., any rotting material, and he seems to move from window to window, pecking and hurling himself at the glass. I don't recall seeing any orioles - we do tend to have a lot of cardinals, blue jays, some hummingbirds and woodpeckers, though. Oh yes, and a few varieties of hawks.

[Iowa Granny]

I had some goofy birds flying into my windows at home last weekend,,,, the windows weren't freshly washed, so I cannot explain 'why' they were especially reflective.

Perhaps it's due to inbreeding?

[mountaineer]

I'd love to know what Bill 'n' Hill were discussing during their "shared moment."

[mountaineer]

Perhaps it's due to inbreeding?

Hey, that's not one of those West Virginia jokes, is it?

[Endeavor]

Clarke wasn't in the White House when the Wilson/Plame leak occurred. I think he was already retired.

[BigWaveBetty]

Darn it, that shoots my theory all to heck. But certainly that whole slimy crowd is in cahoots together, at the very least they meet for drinks.

[BigWaveBetty]

This man does not look healthy

Have you noticed the contrast when Kerry stands next to another white person? That spray on tan is freakish on that wrinkly old face. Why won't his campaign staff tell him, where's Naomi Wolf?

[BigWaveBetty]

Nader thinks Kerry needs to loosen up.

"John Kerry has got to get loose," Nader said. "He cannot allow political consultants to put handcuffs on his mind and his imagination. He's got to stop talking Senate-ese and be the old John Kerry I knew 23 years ago." Link

Pump him up Ralphie.

[Timeout]

I have an EASTERN TOWHEE that spends all day looking at himself in the glass of my patio door. He flies at the door, walks along the threshold---pecking at his reflection, etc. He doesn't stop to join the other birds feeding on breadcrumbs...just keeps banging at the glass.

He's been showing up at the same door for 4 years. He shows up in April and stays about 2 months. Then he's gone---or at least he leaves his reflection alone.

The Towhee has some similar features to the robin. Does your bird look like this by any chance?
EASTERN TOWHEE

[Timeout]

Do you suppose the Kerry campaign has already written their press releases denouncing the Bush campaign for running "negative attack ads" against their candidate while he's in hospital?