[MrFine]

Joan Rivers, spokesman for the Kerry campaign announced that Senator Kerry injured himself rescuing a kitten from a very 'tall' tree earlier today during a campaign stop in Bilesnag, Ohio.

The circumstances of his injury are somewhat suspect. According to noted back injury specialist, Dewey Fleasum MD, The more likely cause of the injury is the senator was trying too hard to kiss his own **S... since he couldn't pat his own back anymore after the recent shoulder injury.

Campaign sources say that Sentaor Edward Kennedy is being pegged for a temporary spot to be Kerrys stand-in Back-Patter and Butt-Kisser.

An alternative raised in the media for the same position is Senator John Cain who, when asked about the appointment possibility stated "Not a scenario I would consider at this time." One must then ask the question of Sen.Cain, WHEN?

[Central_Floridian]

This reminds me of "Dr.Dean" giving medical service during his campaign.

[EggsAckley]

Senator Cain?

[Johnny Gage]

         
ROFL!

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