[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

I'll just stand still next time and 'absorb the hit' instead. Alot less time spent dealing with sore back and such afterwards..

May I suggest that you find another solution besides those 2? You haven't done too well absorbing the hits in the past...*scene fades to humming rock splitting open your eyebrow, fade to friend's son jumping up and hitting noggin in same spot*

[Darksheare]

LOL!
True!
Of course, there's also the Samoan who was in the missus church who figured that he was going to impress my wife.
He punched me in the face as hard as he could, and didn't even make me move.
The look on his face was the same as if he'd just hit me with a metal bar only to find that the bar bent and he'd merely annoyed me and gotten my attention.
His response?
He ran off screaming about how I'm 'crazy'.
Guess when you tell someone that you're going to be 'with' their wife in an intimate way and punch them only to find that they didn't even budge the only alternative is to run away and talk trash.
(Among what OTHER things he said and did both before and after punching me as I mentioned to you elsewhere.)

No, I have no idea where these guys come from, they just seem to find me.