[mountaineer]

From PageSix:

We hear ... THAT the Secret Service is selecting agents who know how to windsurf for Sen. John Kerry's detail. The candidate and his wife Teresa Heinz are rumored to be going somewhere warm where Kerry can frolic on his sailboard after a visit to their Idaho spread.

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So are these guys going to be packing their .45s over their wetsuits? Will the ocean surf mess up their little earpiece thingeys? Will John Kerry look even dorkier and more out of touch than he does on a snowboard? Enquiring minds want to know.

[mountaineer]

The caption to the photo above of JFK and the dour Terayza is (no joke):

Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) gives his wife, Teresa, a playful push as they leave Our Lady of the Snows Church in Ketchum, Idaho.

Just a fun-loving couple of kids, those two, but I'm confused. Shouldn't he have been at temple?

[pubmom]

So are these guys going to be packing their .45s over their wetsuits?

What kind of holster looks good with a wetsuit? Seriously, if they're carrying Glocks they can be taken in the water. The earpiece thingy will be a little more tricky. :)

Glad to see that Zsa-Zsa & Thursten Howell won't need to alter their active lifestyle.

[Endeavor]

"Will John Kerry look even dorkier and more out of touch than he does on a snowboard? Enquiring minds want to know."

I certainly hope so.