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Would the Rock keep prowlers away? (raises People's Eyebrow) :) Well, let me tell you a little story about what happened the last time the Rock met a prowler named Triple H, aka Hunter Hearst Helmsley.

One day, Triple H was prowling down Jabroni Drive, and he came to a building called the Smackdown Hotel, and decided to break in. Unfortunately, Triple H didn't realize the Smackdown Hotel was owned by the Rock, and the Rock was in fact standing behind him at that very moment.

"Freeze, security!", the Rock yelled suddenly. Triple H froze in fear. "What's your name, jabroni?" the Rock asked.

"My name is. . ."

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! I don't care if your name is Triple H, Triple A, Triple B, Triple C, Triple LMNOP! What matters is, this is the Rock's hotel, and you're breaking and entering. So now I'll tell you what's going to happen. At this hotel the Rock gives good customer service. So the Rock is going to take your bags--take your boots out of your bags--put your right boot on the Rock's right foot--shine it up real nice--turn it sideways--and shove it straight up your rudipoo candy [bleep]! IF YA SMELL--WHAT THE ROCK. . ." [raises People's Eyebrow]". . .IS--COOKIN'!"