ROFL! Reminds me of a type of push-up a friend of mine who was in SF made up for his martial arts students. He gave it some randomly made-up name--I forget what, something like "Midlothian". So of course someone at a seminar asked him, "What's a Midlothian push-up?" Then he made them do one--involved a combination of squat-thrusts, crawling around, etc.--took about 20 minutes to do one rep. . .He said he made that up on purpose in case anyone complained the regular exercises were either too easy or too hard :)
Hasta manana! Good night!