[My back yard]

Our safety guy is a muslim. I hate to trash him cause he is really a fine fellow, smart, and a nice guy. But he's been known to mumble that the US does things that deserves the mid-east hatred of us. And we know he won't vote for Bush. All of us in this office are pretty much Reagan/Bush advocates. When he comes around we all get very quiet.

[Lil'freeper]

But he's been known to mumble that the US does things that deserves the mid-east hatred of us.

Hrm... That fella wouldn't last too long working for us. Red White and Blue oozes from every pore 'round here- we'd make him miserable.