Dick Morris is talking about knives in the back.
Naturally, I thought about a tasteful emetic...
What a Pair! (Rewrite)NicknamedBob . . . . . . .3/11/2004John F(something) Kerry,
Now wants to be the boss.
He’ll have to team up with someone,
He can’t afford to cross.I’m sure we can accommodate,
Whatever we must do.
Hey, John, who’s standing there,
To tell you what to do?He needs a running mate, you know,
Not one who runs from him.
I know someone who wants the job,
She’s used to being “them.”Do you remember Hillary?
She of the two for one?
She disassociated fast, I see,
When we learned what he’d done.But she held lots of meetings,
Behind closed doors, they said,
“But that is how it should be done.
Don’t you like it, being led?”And for the military,
“I do not speak to them.”
We let them hold the trays for us,
Yard jockeys for the den.Perhaps that’s why she doesn’t like,
John Kerry, Viet Vet
He found something offensive there,
I’ve a hunch it wasn’t Tet.She’s good at listening,
He likes to talk, I know.
But is there any doubt about,
Which one would run the show?Could those two work together?
They have some common goals,
But I predict his ship of state,
Would founder on some shoals.If Kerry has some worry lines,
Upon his fevered brow,
How much Botox would he need,
To smooth it with that frau?For who could think about his job,
With that shrew at his back?
Dick Morris had a point to make,
And Hillery has the knack.