By the way, I have a great real estate deal for you. There is this bridge that connects Brooklyn and Manhattan. I can get it for you wholesale (only by quitclaim deed and only for cash in small unmarked bills but lots of them). Whatta deal! You set up a toll gate and you are fixed for life. Generations of editors-surveyors yet unborn will bless your memory.
LOL! Too funny!
On the serious side, don't ya know they're nodding and high-fiving in joyful glee, --- they've not replied. They believe it.