[thoughtomator]

Oh hey, don't feel too bad. I was telepathically contacted by the the dog-men of Sirius who told me that this was an ingenous conspiracy by government agents to discredit the "I see aliens everywhere!" movement by inserting a carefully-crafted flying-saucer-with-the-standard-proportioned-bulge-on-top-shaped dead pixel into the camera.

(I'm sorry... but this is so funny I can't help myself!)

[Quix]

Actually, I'm genuinely glad you are having some fun.

Your sadness will come soon enough.