Though just tonight I just found out that in my honor the local Wild Turkey distributor is gonna have a special Wild Turkey promotion at my local watering hole in a couple of weeks. You *are* joking - aren't you? LOL
You see, in asking that, I really think you should be joking... but probably aren't!
Shall we just call you Teddy from now on?
Please no... don't call me Teddy. I'd sooner drive off a bridge... :-)
OK... perhaps it isn't really in honor. But there is a special promo coming to my waterin' hole, and I understand that I'm already getting a hat. So... whatever...