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> I laughed uncontrollably at the Yoda/Saruman smack down...

LOL! Now I have an image of Yoda and Saruman fighting for the WWE heavyweight title at the Royal Rumble :) Also have the lyrics to Weird Al's "Yoda" going through my head. To the tune of the Kinks' "Lola":

I met him on a swamp down on Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice, he said, "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't ever seen
A guy who looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi-Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force!"
Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again with my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
So I used the Force
I lifted a box
I lifted some rocks
Well, I stood on my head
But I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
"And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your giude."
Oh, my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed,
"But remember, if you kill him then you'll be unemployed."
Oh, my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'til I'm old and gray
A lifetime contract I have signed
And I'll be making these movies until the end of time with my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda