oh yeah?... arm wrestle yuh fer 'em... gotta be the left arm tho...
They'd probably be hunks of rust, unless they were expertly cached. If they're decent, and even exist, we can come to an understanding.
BTW, it's a bad idea to stash stuff in PVC tubing, despite all the talk of that. PVC outgasses dilute hydrochloric acid, which is nasty on most things you want to preserve.