[Ramius]

Oh, I dunno... the rocks we get are the rocks we get. I think the guy that is going it is good enough to make it right, and also good enough to not try if he knows it won't work. He's very proud of his work.

[Wneighbor]

the rocks we get are the rocks we get

So, how's dad taking that? Did ya convince him of that too?

[300winmag]

What can possibly be sustandard about rocks?

That reminds me (you'll know it when you see it), I highly recommend "Galaxy Quest" with Tim Allen. It spoofs the entire Star Trek industry, and captures perfectly the atmosphere of SF cons, and fangeeks. It's one of those movies, like "Princess Bride", that's a minor treasure.