[RMDupree]

course, thenewboy wakes up happy, but with a load in his drawers... y'ever try tuh change a crap-filled diaper one-handed on a squirmin' baby?

I'm terribly sorry g'nad, but *BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!*

Tell me, fine sir, did he do the "alligator death roll" in the midst of the change?

Alyson just loves to do that and having two hands makes not a whit of difference, except that the poop is spread all the way up to the elbows on BOTH arms instead of one. :-)

[Ramius]

...alligator death roll... hehehe...

How is it that so much of something so vile can come out of something that small and giggly??

[g'nad]

Tell me, fine sir, did he do the "alligator death roll" in the midst of the change?

gee... how'd yuh guess?... I was yellin' at theboy to grab his legs, but he wuz none too anxious tuh get in there...

[Professional Engineer]

Alyson just loves to do that and having two hands makes not a whit of difference, except that the poop is spread all the way up to the elbows on BOTH arms instead of one. :-)

Yer not inspiring me vey much here Ruthie