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Ok, just one more. . .you may have already seen this also, but here goes. . .

Are you Becoming A Hobbit?
You might even not realize it. 125 ways to know if you've seen the movies one too many times. (as if)

1) Your friends positively refuse to speak with you about movies, art, hairy feet, books, or anything related because we ALL know where THAT will lead to.

2) Your friends tell you they do not want to know anything more about LotR before you even take a breath to start chattering your endless stream of words.

3) You consider yourself bilingual, after all, you DO speak Elvish. Fluently.

4) You want a tattoo of the Fellowship of Nine, because the experience was too wonderful to forget.

5) You know all the cinema employees by name, and they all know you by name.

6) You have added various other meals to your list, elevensies, afterlunch, second breakfast....

7) You can not count on your fingers the many times you've seen the movie.

8) When ordering any drink you automatically ask if it comes in pints.

10) You can tell how many times 'Frodo' is said in FOTR. (98)

11) You knew on sight that FOTR referred to Fellowship of the Ring.

12) You know the proper Elvish name for Legolas is. (Laegolas)

13) You become irritated if anyone you ask has NOT seen the movie. Insulting.

14) Any other movie is out of the question, it is considered betrayal.

15) You walk barefoot, insisting that 'Hobbits can do it, so can you.'

16) When you see the movie (again) you can quote it word for word. (I amar prestar aen, the world is changed, han mathon ne nen.....)

17) You are insulted when someone calls you 'Human'.

18) You have pointy ears surgically attached.

19) You stare at the birdbath, trying to see 'things that are, things that were, and things that have not yet come to pass.'

20) You cried during the movie. All ten times you've seen it.

21) You are on the LotR DVD/Video waiting list, just waiting for August.

22) You have or are trying to get all LotR merchandise available, after all you NEED, the action figures, posters, games, cards....

23) You are learning how to shoot a bow and arrow.

24) You have hurt someone trying to learn how to shoot the bow and arrow.

25) You have hurt someone trying to learn how to shoot the bow and arrow with 2 arrows at once.

26) You have a scratch on your cheek just like Arwen. Purposefully.

27) You run around in the woods screaming "Ho! Tom Bombadil." And you provide anyone you run into with mounds of food and protection from mean oak trees.

28) If you had a horse his name would be Asfaloth or Shadowfax.

29) If you had a pony his name would be Bill or Fatty Lumpkin.