Oh, you would friggin' LOVE me then. I presently pack 190 lbs of muscle tissue, according to my trainer's little electronic gizmo.
That's more muscle than a lot of men weigh outright.
And with my slight Noo Yawk accent, I'm Tony friggin Soprano all da way. Badda Bing, Badda Boom.
Fuggeddabouddit.
Beefy but no longer friggin fat, hah?