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To: Darksheare
Well ..... good afternoon. You get here just as I have to run out for awhile.

Meeting my son in Hanford, then meeting my friend for dinner. Will be back later.

Have a great afternoon.
101 posted on 12/23/2003 1:47:22 PM PST by JustAmy (Thanks go out to our military for a job well done!! God bless them all. God Bless America!)
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To: JustAmy
LOL!
Okers.
Been out running around assisting with the last minute shopping for the sis.
102 posted on 12/23/2003 1:55:02 PM PST by Darksheare (Lead me not into temptation, I can find it well enough on my own.)
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To: JustAmy
Holiday Diet Tips

1 - If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

2 - If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out.

3 - When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat
   the same amount.

4 - Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories.  This includes
   any chocolate used for energy, brandy, Sara Lee Cheesecake (eaten
   whole), and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream.

5 - Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they
   are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's
   personal fuel.  This includes Milk Duds, popcorn with butter,
   Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.

6 - Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage
   causes calorie leakage.

7 - If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.

8 - If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get
   walked off.

9 - Food eaten at Christmas parties has no calories, courtesy of Santa.

10 - STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
106 posted on 12/23/2003 4:16:47 PM PST by OESY
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