To: Darksheare
Well ..... good afternoon. You get here just as I have to run out for awhile.
Meeting my son in Hanford, then meeting my friend for dinner. Will be back later.
Have a great afternoon.
101 posted on
12/23/2003 1:47:22 PM PST by
JustAmy
(Thanks go out to our military for a job well done!! God bless them all. God Bless America!)
To: JustAmy
LOL!
Okers.
Been out running around assisting with the last minute shopping for the sis.
102 posted on
12/23/2003 1:55:02 PM PST by
Darksheare
(Lead me not into temptation, I can find it well enough on my own.)
To: JustAmy
Holiday Diet Tips
1 - If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2 - If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out.
3 - When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat
the same amount.
4 - Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes
any chocolate used for energy, brandy, Sara Lee Cheesecake (eaten
whole), and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream.
5 - Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they
are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's
personal fuel. This includes Milk Duds, popcorn with butter,
Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.
6 - Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage
causes calorie leakage.
7 - If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.
8 - If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get
walked off.
9 - Food eaten at Christmas parties has no calories, courtesy of Santa.
10 - STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
106 posted on
12/23/2003 4:16:47 PM PST by
OESY
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