[Corin Stormhands]

2 Brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a
while they got to know each other so well, they
decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other
the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white
dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his
tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the
wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said
to the groom-broom "I think I am going to have a
little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
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Are you ready for this!!?
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Brace yourself; this is going to hurt...
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Really bad...
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"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER"

[2Jedismom]

***eyes watering***

***groaning***

[RMDupree]

I don't care! I still laughed anyway!