[Ramius]

I would disinfect the area first, with hot water and betadine or something. Then apply the vaseline or neosporin.

I tried beer, and that didn't seem to do anything. Then, for some reason that I do not remember: Brut aftershave. But that was about the time that the mescaline kicked in, so things are a little fuzzy after that. Seems I used a marking pen to try to "connect the dots" because there was some kind of message there and all I had to do was to figure out what it was.

[Wneighbor]

I could tell you what the message is but it's classified.

[My back yard]

tried beer, and that didn't seem to do anything.

Probably got em all drunk and friskier than a full moon.