Told the wife she'd been around her family too much recently. Sunday we were in Food Lion buying the Scarlet O'Hara groceries and I was writing a check. They asked for my ID and she blurts out "well, we usually don't need your ID 'cause we always use the debit card here."
Well, yes we do when there's enough money to cover it. I knew I needed to make a deposit or transfer some money over or the debit card wouldn't have cleared.
I just gave her "the look."
I grumble that it's broken. :-)