We were having traffic problems at work, so I was attributing it to that...but it's been even slower from here!
Gentlebeings:
We are in the midst of a worm attack.
It's Beagle, or Bagle <by the Whorls of Remaal!> Nasty worm that grabs all the address books on your drive and starts mailing itself to them. Telltale evidence of infection: suddenly Windows Calculator pops up without your executing it.
From Symantec:
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W32.Beagle.A@mm is a mass-mailing worm that accesses remote Web sites and sends email to any addresses it finds using its own SMTP engine. The email has the following characteristics:
Subject: Hi
Filename: .exe
Filesize: 15,872 bytes
The worm will only work until January 28, 2004. ...
Some customers have reported that Trojan.Mitglieder.C has been discovered on computers infected with W32.Beagle.A@mm.