6:00am - Kevorkian Sunrise. Damn! Lived Through Another Day.
7:00am - What's Katie Couric Wearing Today?
7:29am - The Minute of Envy. Today: Nice Car, Let's Tax It!
8:00am - The Abortion Hour: Why It Can Suck to Have Kids
8:30am - Abortion Stories. Keep Your Pants On, It's Gonna Be Good!
9:00am - Conservative Obituaries We Love to Repeat
9:30am - Clinton: Why Nixon is Still Worse
10:00am - Media Check-in and Talking Points
10:30am - Why We Love Rosie O'Donnell
11:00am - Reagan Death Watch. Maybe Today!
12:00 - Abortion Diner. What's for Lunch?
1:00pm - Let's Make Fun of Republicans
2:00pm - Al Franken: UnFunny But Angry
3:00pm - Useful Vulgarity in a Degenerate Society
4:00pm - Abortion: The Only Choice
5:00pm - Lies We Tell in Hollywood: This Week hosted by Tim & Susan
5:30pm - Abortion: It's All The Man's Fault
6:00pm - Class Action! Free Money!
6:30pm - How Bush Screwed You Personally
7:00pm - Abortion: Sucks to be You, Baby!
7:30pm - How to Live Like a King on The Dole
8:00pm - Sue that Evil Corporation
9:00pm - Envy! What Else!?
10:00pm - Crappy Public Schools
10:30pm - Your Union Thug: Call In Show
11:00pm - Abortion: It's Your Birth Control
Midnight - Marriage: Anything Goes
12:30pm - Judicial Hijacking and Your Senator
1:00am - Hypocrisy, A Way of Life
2:00am - Best of Al Franken
2:01am - Make Believe and Feel Better
3:00am - It's Dark, Wanna Meet a Pervert?
4:00am - Anything Goes!
5:00am - Abortion Today