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To: JustAmy; ST.LOUIE1; Mama_Bear; Billie; dansangel; dutchess; Aquamarine; Jim Robinson; LadyX; ...
HYMN 365

A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he then sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us turn to and sing Hymn # 365 - "Shall We Gather at the River"

13 posted on 11/26/2003 6:55:48 AM PST by lonestar (Don't mess with Texas)
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To: lonestar
"Shall We Gather at the River"
That is too cute!!! Thank you for sharing it!



Have a wonderful day and a blessed Thanksgiving.
If you aren't back soon, I'll send a search party to the River!!

28 posted on 11/26/2003 1:00:33 PM PST by JustAmy (God Bless our Military, Past and Present. God Bless America!)
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