[Camachee]

a flirting lass with some class and lots of money

Ta-ray-za Heinz?

her hubby was dead, so why tarry
a bridgeport, mass widow must marry
she met him at functions
they murmurred last unctions
now heinz is delivered cash and kerry

[Camachee]

Shoot! I never get it right.

now heinz is delivered cash and kerry = now heinz is devout cash and kerry

Count the syllables and remember the metaphor. LOL!