[JustAmy]

[Billie]

That is too cute! I'll pretend the turkey I'm eating Thursday is really peanut butter and jelly. Think that will work? :)

[Darksheare]

I was out hiking with the missus and the step-daughter on a backwoods trail and nature called.
And when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Well, I found a nice lonely spot aways from the trail in the center of a ring of a few pine trees to do my business.
I was just finishing up and was about to hitch up the trousers when I heard the most blood chilling sound one can hear while in a vulnerable state.
I heard a tom turkey 'gobble' behind me.
Seems I befouled part of his terrortory and he wasn't pleased.
I heard the shuffling sound of wings, and the skitter of feet immediately before I had him land flat on my back.
Needless to say, I didn't need the push to get myself moving.
From the missus and step-daughter's point of view, they heared the turkey make his call, heard me shout, and saw me come running out of the woods back onto the trail like a shot, still buckling my belt.

Needless to say, two things were learned from this.
One) Never moon a turkey.
Two) Turkey deserve to be eaten out of revenge for the turkey attack.

[Donaeus]

No can-do! That turkey's a gonner, peanut butter and jelly is not on my diet.