To: Windshark
I saw that 'Thing', looked to me like an expensive waste of money, if that makes sense.....lol
.....Westy.....
To: westmex
Here's a joke for ya Westy.
Love to all my cyber family. I am okay, still over on the big terror threat thread. :)
PETS
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the
phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their
house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to
eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes
inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. The wife doesn't want the
driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver
that her husband will be out soon.
"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long,"
he says, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her
in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her
fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car...
To: westmex
Expensive wasn't the word for that turkey.
It cost something like 8 hundred thousand f'ing (for Kerry) dollars!
Now that's sick......
9,052 posted on
01/28/2004 2:35:06 PM PST by
Windshark
(.......... I need a new tagline ........:-)
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