Happy New Years
Everyone!
I'm much to sober if I can post this.. :(
The heck with your Black Beans.. we're having a nice Picante Chicken Tortilla Soup.
To: grannie9; yall
A reminder to stay focused in the new year:
THE CAMPERS
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend and says, "Dr. Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Dr. Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked Sherlock.
Dr. Watson ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Sherlock?"
The Sherlock is silent for a moment, then says, "Dr. Watson, you dumb ass, someone has stolen our tent."
To: grannie9
We just finished steak and potatoes and corn for dinner with sparkling apple juice.
Now Garrett has disappeared.
I do have a bottle of champagne for myself later.
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