There were these two queers who wanted to have a baby. Well, obviously queers can't make a baby, so the two guys had their semen mixed together to impregnate a surrogate mother. When the big day arrived, the happy "couple" go down to the nursery to see their baby. The nursery was full of babies, all of them crying....all but one. That one had a big smile on his face. They asked the nurse on duty which one was theirs and when she showed them the happy, smiling baby, they gushed with delight, bragging to each other and to the smirking the nurse who says, "yeah, but you should see him when we take the pacifier out of his *$$."