[restornu]

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were talking at the zoo one day.

"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second.

"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.

Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."

"Honest?" asked Billy.

"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.

[Mo1]

LOL .. funny

Here is one my dad inlaw sent me

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"