[Cuttnhorse]

Last Xmas I told my sweet wife what I wanted and she consented...a brand new SigSauer Classic Compact P-229 in .40 S&W. We've decided that buying our own gifts is the best way...that way I don't have to pretend to be thrilled when I get yet another sweater, and she doesn't have to pretend when I buy her yet another new vaccuum cleaner.

[.38sw]

oooh. You actually bought your wife a vacuum cleaner? Please tell me you're joking!