As to the waittress story......it had nothing to do with our attitude. The girl was dumb as a stump. It had nothing to do with her being Southern or having an accent, I've had a few up North that were just as dumb.
End of story.
Of course not. You just do your yankee thing of expecting a nice salmon fish in trout country...have a hissy fit...and pay your bill and leave. You still don't get it, do you? LOL