[Servant of the 9]

I made turkey soup one year. Everyone who came into the house while it was cooking asked "what stinks?" Needless to say, I didn't serve it. Guess I didn't have a good recipe.

You gotta clean and pluck the turkey first.

SO9

[Conservababe]

Well, I thought the feathers would add bulk.

[Darksheare]

You mean no-one else eats the feathers?
What kind of top predator is mankind if he doesn't eat the feathers?
*Harrumph!*
*Paw pads off sulking*
Humans, just why do we cats need to conquer them anyway?
Guess I'll let this shaved ape of a human back on his computer now, my whiskers need washing.