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Man tries to smuggle bologna in shape of car seat over border
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Posted on 11/22/2003 5:12:25 PM PST by chance33_98
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To: martin_fierro
"Baloney? We don't got no stinkin' baloney!"
To: chance33_98
Funny headline, scary story.
To: martin_fierro
A bad break for the smuggler any way you slice it.
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posted on
11/22/2003 5:53:18 PM PST
by
Jeff Chandler
(I'm a racist, you're a racist, we're all racists, hey!)
To: chance33_98
They stole it from Cheech and Chong in "Up In Smoke" when they made a panel truck out of grass and brought it in from Tijuana.
To: chance33_98
If he went to that much trouble to smuggle bologna...
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posted on
11/22/2003 6:01:32 PM PST
by
nickcarraway
(www.terrisfight.org)
To: chance33_98
What....couldn't make them look like tires?
To: chance33_98
Customs officer: Is that bologna down there or are you just happy to see me?
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posted on
11/22/2003 6:25:36 PM PST
by
xp38
To: chance33_98
This may be the funniest article I've seen on FR, and we've had some doozies. There should be a special archive for these exceptional ones.
That guy had a lot of guts.
Rolls of balogna stacked in the shape of a car seat. Gives new meaning to "tuck and roll".
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posted on
11/22/2003 7:10:58 PM PST
by
Rocky
To: mhking
Ping
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posted on
11/22/2003 10:43:16 PM PST
by
chance33_98
(Check out my Updated Profile Page (and see banners at end, if you want one made let me know!))
To: Rocky
"That guy had a lot of guts."
756 pounds in 81 rolls to be exact.
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posted on
11/23/2003 12:22:54 AM PST
by
DeepDish
(Depleted uranium and democrats are a lot alike. They've both been sucked dry of anything useful)
To: Charles Henrickson; deport; MeeknMing
This driver's license was found in the posession of the baloney driver.
(Notice, there is no "B" Rating anywhere on the document - e.g., Poncho was not a certified baloney driver!)
Where's the BEEF . . err.. BALONEY?
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posted on
11/24/2003 3:39:55 PM PST
by
Happy2BMe
(2004 - Who WILL the TERRORISTS vote for? - - Not George W. Bush, THAT'S for sure!)
To: Happy2BMe
ha! ha! ... What a Maroon to pull this stunt ! ...
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posted on
11/24/2003 4:07:02 PM PST
by
MeekOneGOP
(http://richard.meek.home.comcast.net/SorosClintoon.JPG)
To: chance33_98
Another attempt at 'hide the sausage'?
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posted on
11/28/2003 9:09:50 AM PST
by
boris
(The deadliest Weapon of Mass Destruction in History is a Leftist With a Word Processor)
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