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To: JustAmy
Hi Amy,

I've decided to stay home and freep rather than go to the football game.

That's an excellent idea. I love your graphics, Amy. They are really beautiful.

OK, so how about a joke...

A lawyer's wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled to see that the tombstone reads:

"Here lies Shirley, wife of Sam Johnson, LLD, Wills, Divorce, Malpractice, and Immigration Legal Services"

Suddenly, Sam bursts into tears. His brother says, "You SHOULD cry, pulling a cheap stunt like this on Shirley's tombstone!"

Through his tears, Sam sobs, "You don't understand! They left out the phone number!"

122 posted on 11/15/2003 3:36:23 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul (I love the smell of winning, the taste of victory, and the joy of each glorious triumph)
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To: Victoria Delsoul


Thanks for that cute joke.
I have lots fo graphics!
Between my Bro and Google, I may have to start posting them on every FR thread. LOL

123 posted on 11/15/2003 3:52:37 PM PST by JustAmy (God Bless our Military, Past and Present. God Bless America!)
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