[JustAmy]

There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.

Author Unknown

[Darksheare]

At least it's not the guy from Nantucket...

There once was a man from Nantucket
who tried to p*** in a bucket
he slipped an fell
cursed and yelled
and finally said f*** **!!

Censored for those of delicate sensibilities.

[nicmarlo]

There once was a boy named Susie
He sure was made fun of, yu-hoozy.
But when up he grew,
He remembered who.
And made them rascals eat crow, boy-howdy.