"We know you don't watch Oprah. That's why we watch it for you. That also means that you missed the unveiling of Barbra Streisand's new face. Oprah spent an hour dishing with the diva of dimness yesterday. She wore a big white turtleneck, possibly to cover some late healing problems. She used a white microphone to sing to a tiny white dog and talked about Deepah Choprah and the depression of being over 50. (SHE IS LIKE WAY PAST 50..AT LEAST 61 IF SHE IS A DAY) She brought herself to actually touch a fan with cancer Oprah trucked in to get everyone to cry. Oh, how's the face?- like you care - it's like a forty-watt bulb with eyes. But, she looks "rested."
Here is a picture of Babs pre facelift. I did not see the show...was she looking better or worse than this?..lol...
