To: JustAmy; All; AntiJen; MistyCA; Billie; ST.LOUIE1; Mama_Bear; dansangel; Aquamarine; deadhead; ...
Evening everyone!!! Happy Monday all.
A HAND IN THE BIRD
I am a maiden who is forty,
And a maiden I shall stay.
There are some who call me haughty,
But I care not what they say.
I was running the tombola
At our church bazaar today,
And doing it with gusto
In my usual jolly way
When suddenly, I knew not why,
There came a funny feeling
Of something crawling up my thigh!
I nearly hit the ceiling!
A mouse! I thought. How foul! How mean!
How exquisitely tickly!
Quite soon I know I'm going to scream.
I've got to catch it quickly.
I made a grab. I caught the mouse,
Now right inside my knickers.
A mouse my foot! It was a HAND!
Great Scott! It was the vicar's!'
-- Roald Dahl 33 posted on
10/13/2003 3:46:09 PM PDT by
Victoria Delsoul
(The CA recall's biggest losers are the three musketeers: the RATS, the LAT, and the National Inquire)
To: Victoria Delsoul
LOL
That is cute, Victoria. Thanks.
34 posted on
10/13/2003 4:39:05 PM PDT by
JustAmy
(Praying for 7 yr old Jacquelyn and her family.)
To: Victoria Delsoul; JustAmy
I'm scrolling up and seeing lots of fun goin' on!(We'll never ,never tell.)
49 posted on
10/13/2003 9:08:33 PM PDT by
MEG33
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