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Democrats Announce You Aren't Allowed To Remember What They Did A Few Years Ago
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/11/2026 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/11/2026 10:39:24 AM PDT by DFG

U.S. — The Democratic Party announced on Tuesday that U.S. citizens were not allowed to remember all those things the party said and did just a few years ago.

Eyeing a return to national power, several potential Democratic presidential nominees called on the nation to forget all those things they said about, for example, refusing medical care to the unvaccinated in hopes that they die a slow and painful death.

"You are only allowed to believe what we tell you now, not what we told you then," explained presidential hopeful Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. "All that stuff about how people gathering to burn down cities was fine, but you couldn't see your dying grandmother in the hospital — we're just going to forget that, okay? Oh, and all that stuff about defunding the police, emptying the prisons, and turning all of the murderers loose on the streets. Oh yeah, and the FBI busting down doors to arrest Christians for praying at abortion clinics. And accusing everyone of genocide who didn't think we should mutilate the genitals of small children. You can't remember any of that stuff, starting... now. Thanks!"

Following the announcement, Democrats began to laugh at the patently insane idea of abolishing the entire prison system. "Haha! Defunding the police system. What a hilarious joke that is," said Governor Gavin Newsom. "No one in their right mind would think that sort of nonsense. Who even comes up with this stuff? Republicans, attacking a straw man like always, I suppose. Those dirty scoundrels."

At publishing time, Democrats had also added that no one was allowed to remember the existence of anyone named "Joe Biden."



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aoc; democratquotes

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1 posted on 08/11/2026 10:39:24 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

She is so ugly, inside and out.


2 posted on 08/11/2026 10:40:47 AM PDT by Vision (“Our Democracy” means "Our Slush Fund." The Left is hate.)
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To: DFG

Dr Abdul said if he had known how easy it was to fool American voters he would never have said the things he scrubbed from his YouTube in 22-24.


3 posted on 08/11/2026 10:44:41 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3 ( I'm Proud To Be An Okie From Muskogee)
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To: DFG

No reason to necessarily forget the stupidity they did or contemplated. Not going to let them forget either. Why should we forget? Forgetting might mean some otherwise brilliant people voting for one of them. No need for that.


4 posted on 08/11/2026 10:47:07 AM PDT by oldtech (oltech)
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To: DFG

The jack@sses on the left would erase history or erase the public’s memories if they could. And come to think of it, their science and pharma ghouls might be working on that little problem as we speak.

Oh, and we’re not supposed to remember or mention... that the whole world saw the doddering President’s son’s peepee. That’s one sight I’ll never forget.


5 posted on 08/11/2026 10:48:27 AM PDT by Danie_2023 (I'm America First, but I stand by Israel and against 'anyone' that acts against America or Israel.)
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To: DFG

It’s laughable that communists say or said they wanted to end the police and prisons. Without those or some variant communism cannot exist.


6 posted on 08/11/2026 10:52:03 AM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38

Communists prefer gulags.


7 posted on 08/11/2026 10:54:11 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
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To: DFG

Best way to expose the democrats is release what they say before and after an election they win.

Those that take the bait get free dunce hats.


8 posted on 08/11/2026 10:54:39 AM PDT by Vaduz (NEVER TRUST A DEMOCRAT)
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To: DFG

“The issue is never the issue.”


9 posted on 08/11/2026 10:56:19 AM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: DFG
Joe Biden runs rings around me. I can't keep up with him!

-PJ

10 posted on 08/11/2026 10:58:11 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: Texas Eagle

a prison....communist style


11 posted on 08/11/2026 10:58:38 AM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38

👍 They don’t want to end prisons, they want to empty them to make room for us. Castro style.


12 posted on 08/11/2026 11:01:15 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
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To: DFG

It sure seems that Trump and other R’s have forgotten RFK jr stating that all those refusing the vax should be thrown in prison. That’s been flushed down the memory hole. In my book, that right there should have canceled him for good.


13 posted on 08/11/2026 11:05:35 AM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's okay... I wasn't married to it.)
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RFKjr also lavishly praised Venezuela’s Chavez and later Maduro. In the past said we could learn from Cuba. Also represented radical environmental activities. Said those who were skeptical of global warming should be silenced and jailed. Don’t believe me? Look it up!

Eventhough to my knowledge he’s never walked any of that back, I am impressed with his current work. However until he walks all that hard core leftism back I don’t trust him!


14 posted on 08/11/2026 11:15:47 AM PDT by Reily
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It’s laughable that communists say or said they wanted to end the police and prisons. Without those or some variant communism cannot exist.


The communists did abolish the police in the USSR. So who arrested people? Why the ‘militia’ of course, not the bad old tsarist police, but the people’s militia.

A completely different thing. /s


15 posted on 08/11/2026 11:22:03 AM PDT by hanamizu
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To: hanamizu

The communists did abolish the police in the USSR. So who arrested people? Why the ‘militia’ of course, not the bad old tsarist police, but the people’s militia.


Many Chekists formerly worked for the Okhrana.


16 posted on 08/11/2026 11:28:34 AM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: DFG

according to the headline, my husband is a Democrat then.


17 posted on 08/11/2026 11:31:19 AM PDT by ronniesgal (can FR please get a "like" button and a "block" button? Please.)
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To: Reily; All
Said those who were skeptical of global warming should be silenced and jailed.

I think I need to amend my #13 on this thread. I was thinking about what he said about global warming instead of anything about the Vax. It's been a while since it's been in the news and I mis-remembered. Your post set me straight, thanks.

18 posted on 08/11/2026 11:32:43 AM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's okay... I wasn't married to it.)
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To: DFG

DemonicRATS like to say, “I’ve always said, I’ve always said, I’ve always said.” But then when you remind them of something they said, they say, “Oh, pshaw. That was months ago.”


19 posted on 08/11/2026 12:22:03 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
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To: DFG

I remember what they have done to me my ENTIRE life.


20 posted on 08/11/2026 1:24:03 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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