1 posted on
12/03/2025 2:47:40 AM PST by
DFG
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To: DFG
Had to check. I thought it might involve Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton.
2 posted on
12/03/2025 2:49:36 AM PST by
Bernard
("Nothing is as expensive as that which the government provides for free." - Ronald Reagan)
To: DFG
Dang. Coon gets drunk in Ashland and passes out in bathroom.
3 posted on
12/03/2025 2:59:13 AM PST by
Governor Dinwiddie
( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and his mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
To: DFG; SunkenCiv; Rennes Templar; Larry Lucido
Ol' Rehab Racoon is a smart critter. Passed out between the can and the can.
Well they *are* called trash pandas after all.
Sent back into the wild so I think I feel a song coming on:
Amy Winehouse - Rehab
5 posted on
12/03/2025 3:09:45 AM PST by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: DFG
Did he go Top Shelf or just take the first thing he could get. If he opted for a 12 year old single malt it shows poor judgement but if he got trashed on cheap vodka then he was just trying to drown the pain.
6 posted on
12/03/2025 3:20:20 AM PST by
EandH Dad
(sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
To: DFG
“So one day he walked into town, booked himself a room in the local saloon”. Ole Rocky likes his booze.
To: DFG
What is the deal with raccoons? I also saw article yesterday where a raccoon apparently fell through a ceiling tile at LaGuardia Airport in New York.
10 posted on
12/03/2025 3:25:44 AM PST by
hoagy62
(Inter arma enim sent leges (In times of war, the law is silent))
To: DFG
Ol’ Coon got into a losin’ argument with a bottle of Hornitos.
14 posted on
12/03/2025 3:42:40 AM PST by
Sirius Lee
("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
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To: DFG
I hate to tell them, but he did not learn a lesson. No, he will be back again, and this time he will bring his friends and family.
To: DFG
“Officer Martin safely secured our masked bandit and transported him back to the shelter to sober up before questioning,” Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter said in a statement. That would have been interesting to listen to.
18 posted on
12/03/2025 4:11:11 AM PST by
kawhill
(And the sea will bring each man new hope as sleep brings dreams of home. C.C.)
To: DFG
Raccoon gets drunk at an ABC liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, and passes out in the bathroom.Been there.
To: DFG
hey we’ve all been there. Don’t judge
To: DFG
21 posted on
12/03/2025 4:20:38 AM PST by
Bratch
To: DFG
Whose drunk uncle reincarnate? /s
24 posted on
12/03/2025 4:55:30 AM PST by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 "/!i!! &@$%&*(@ -')
To: DFG
Bathrooms for paying customers only.
26 posted on
12/03/2025 5:03:35 AM PST by
alancarp
(George Orwell was an optimist.)
To: DFG
This fella has watched too many humans in the parking lot.
He needs racANON.
27 posted on
12/03/2025 5:04:40 AM PST by
dforest
To: DFG
"Hi, my name is Rocky and I am an alcoholic."
"Hi Rocky!"
30 posted on
12/03/2025 5:44:51 AM PST by
Psalm 73
("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
To: DFG
I saw that picture it was hysterical.
33 posted on
12/03/2025 6:32:23 AM PST by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: DFG
What happened to Rocket?!
34 posted on
12/03/2025 6:41:39 AM PST by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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35 posted on
12/03/2025 6:43:31 AM PST by
Noumenon
(They killed the guy who just wanted to talk. Now... now they've got me. KTF)
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