That’s what the Kids table is for.
Can't do that anymore because you don't want the kids being "counseled" about transitioning or given inappropriate books (and looks).
You have the main table for mostly sane people, the kids table off to the side and the picnic table in the far corner of the back yard for the deranged TDS troglodytes. Run an extension cord for a TV set back there and leave it on MSNBC to keep them from wandering back up to the house. You'll probably have to use a search function to find free-range tofurkey and the other crap they consume.
Don't forget to rent a Port-O-Potty.