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Newsom Founds Underground Railroad To Help Mexican Kids Travel To Work The Marijuana Farms
Babylon Bee ^ | 07/15/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/15/2025 12:33:25 PM PDT by DFG

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To: T.B. Yoits
Derek Zoolander is brainwashed to kill the Malaysian Prime Minister who's stopping child labor for the fashion industry. (Zoolander 2001)

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=zoolander+brainwashing+scene

21 posted on 07/15/2025 2:25:11 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: Tell It Right

Well, terrific meme there, Tell It Right!

Nice work :-)


22 posted on 07/15/2025 2:27:34 PM PDT by poconopundit (Kash Patel, his portrait's in Webster's next to the word "gangbusters". Go Kash go! Love ya man!)
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To: DFG
Governor Gavin Newsom founded an Underground Railroad to help Mexican kids travel to work on California's his marijuana farms.
23 posted on 07/15/2025 2:35:33 PM PDT by LouAvul (1 John 2:22: Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist.)
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To: T.B. Yoits
Hello Derek. Welcome to your relaxation time. Let this wonderful 80s classic soothe you… just a nice, warm, happy time. Happy… happy… happy. Nothing to worry about at all. Just relax.

Hey there Derek, my name is Little Cletus. I'm just a regular kid who wants you to know the real truth about child labor laws, okay? They're silly and outdated. In the good old days, kids as young as five could work as they pleased from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hooray! But today the age-old right of children to work is under attack from the Philippines to Bangladesh and China and India and South America too.

Boo hoo.

But you can help these children Derek, by killing the prime minister of Malaysia. He’s bad.

You learn martial arts!

Prime minister of Malaysia – bad!

Martial arts - good.

Kill Naughty Man!

Obey my dog.

On the runway you have one objective. Do not be distracted by the beautiful celebrities. Do as you've been trained to do… and kill the Malaysian Prime Minister!

Karate Chop!

Bad Man. Awful Man. In your little blue suit and your spiky black hair, you’re a super hot ninja machine.

24 posted on 07/15/2025 2:39:06 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: DFG

Well, the Bee is SUPPOSED to be satire.

They cross the line way too often.


25 posted on 07/15/2025 3:09:07 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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Dang it, they got me again. I was just nodding my head, thinking, “He would.”

The problem is, he really would.

26 posted on 07/15/2025 3:09:59 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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To: DFG

Funny..yeah. This POS needs to be beaten back down to snail shit level in politics. He’s the scum of the earth, like every POS liberal but definitely one of the worst.


27 posted on 07/15/2025 3:20:00 PM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: Enterprise

He wants to keep his state from going without pot.

Indeed he fears people will see the reality what they live in.


28 posted on 07/15/2025 4:23:37 PM PDT by Vaduz
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This is clearly ridiculous, Governor Knewsome would not deliberately build a railroad that connected two places together for the purpose of moving people between one place and the other place. C’mon.


29 posted on 07/15/2025 5:51:47 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell (For two countries with so many lawyers, there ain't much justice in Canada or America (yet))
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