Posted on 07/03/2025 11:51:44 AM PDT by Red Badger
Now this is just getting sad, isn't it?
I thought maybe once he left office, they would let Biden sort of wither away in peace and solemnity. But now it appears as if the former president is still being led to believe that he's super important and necessary on the world stage.
From HuffPo:
Biden later revealed, 'I'm getting calls. I'm not going to go into it, I can't. From a number of European leaders asking me to get engaged. I'm not, but I'm giving advice. Because things are different. You know, I often ask the question, if America doesn't lead the world, who can? Not a joke. Not because of power. Who could put it together? And mistakes, today, have significantly greater consequences than they did 50 years ago.'
Yes, it appears as if Jill Biden is pretending to be different European leaders and calling Joe Biden's cell phone so that he can still pretend to be important.
I'm sorry, does anyone actually believe that Joe Biden is taking phone calls from Macron or Zelensky and giving out "advice" to Europe's leaders? Who in the world would want the advice of a senile cancer patient who doesn't know what year it is?
By the way, I'm pretty sure that the Democrats have told me these sorts of conversations - if they were real - would be Logan Act violations.
Biden also contends that Democrats and Republicans in Congress are seeking out his sage wisdom during retirement.
'How can you just walk away?' Biden asked. 'You don't see me out there publicly doing a lot of this. But I'm also dealing with a lot of Democrats and Republican colleagues calling me, wanting to talk, not because they think I have the answer, just to bounce things off me.
'I'm not looking' for it, he added. 'They asked to see me, I see them.'
I bet Jill Biden does a good Pelosi impression.
Enough to fool Joe, at least.
Calling to get their bribe money back is more likely.
BS, these frikkin’ shameless liars never quit. I wonder which one of his advisers told this idiotic poser to say this. Jill Biden?
“Look—uh, folks—I keep gettin’ these calls... can’t—I don’t even wanna go into it, I just can’t remember any of it, okay? From—uh—European leaders, right? Yeah, a bunch of ‘em—ringin’ me up, ‘Joe, you gotta get engaged.’ And I’m like—well—I’m not really—but hey, I’m offering advice, y’know, I’m… ‘cause things are—different. You follow? Full stop.
So—and listen to this—here’s the real thing: if America doesn’t—if we don’t lead the world—who can, huh? I mean—really—who? Not a joke. Not ‘cause we’re big or tough—but, like—who else can stitch it all together? Who? I mean, I want to just take these bad people and beat them up behind the high school, ya know? Not a joke.
And—and here’s the kicker—mistakes—today—they’re not just mistakes, they’re... (sigh) they’re—uh—way bigger these days than they were fifty years ago… fifty years ago—think about that! That’s a fact, Jack. Not a joke. The stakes—oh boy—they’re sky-high. They don’t just—uh—don’t just ripple, they—plunge, you know what I mean?
They know you have a supply line for Adderall?
Hard to tell nowadays!............
They want their bribe money back!.............
They want their bribe money back!..............
Joe — “Macron, lemme tell ya, back in the day, you know, I used to lifeguard at this pool, right? Hot summer days, kids runnin’ around, splashin’ in the water. And these little black kids—great kids, lemme tell ya—they’d come up to me, all curious, rubbin’ my leg hairs! They’d say, “Joe, why’s your leg hair so blonde?” I’d say, “It’s the sun, kid! Bleaches it right up!” They loved it, man. We’d laugh, splash around. Those were the days.”
Macron — “Mr. President, what’s this about leg hairs? But what about Putin?”
Joe — “Oh, c’mon, Pierre! It’s a true story! These kids, they’d just sit there, watchin’ my legs in the water, like it was some kinda science experiment. You know, that’s how you build community—talkin’ about leg hairs, sharin’ stories. But lemme tell ya, not everybody was so friendly back then. Like Corn Pop.”
Macron — “What’s a Corn Pop? How should we handle Putin?”
Joe — “I’m gettin’ to that. You don’t know Corn Pop? Corn Pop was a bad dude, kind of like Putin. Corn Pop ran with the Romans. Big guy, tough as nails, always carryin’ a rusty razor. One day, he comes up to me, talkin’ smack, sayin’ I disrespected him. I said, “Corn Pop, you wanna settle this, we’ll settle it.” So I grabbed a chain—you know, one of those big ol’ chains from the maintenance shed—and I said, “Meet me out back, pal.” He backed down, didn’t want no part of Joe Biden. Now THAT’s how I advise you to handle Putin.”
It all went up Hunter’s nose!...............
“Joe, how can I stay in power even if I’m a stuttering and senile?”
“Hold on, I’m transferring you to Jill”
Zackly.
That explains a lot.
But I have faith in the Democrats--they will pick someone even worse.
My grand father, in his eighties, had Alzheimer’s, but we didn’t have a word for it back then.
He would talk about having just visited so-and-so, people who had been dead for at least thirty years. Not long after that he became catatonic and they put him in a hospice and a few weeks later he was gone.
This does not bode well for old Joe............
Jill.......................
They need to get those Russian pranksters to phone up Biden.
“Hey, Joe that Nordstream attack was so great.”
“Um, yeah, hey man, Nordstream, you know, the thing.”
LIAR
unless they wanted to know about sniffing, groping, child sex slave trafficking or how to enjoy showering with your daughter...
Hey Biden .....do you know where Harris got her knee pads?
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