[governsleastgovernsbest]

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Ingesting tattoo ink can be harmful. I’d worry about threats of injury to the alligators.

Ping to Liberal Media Criticism list.

[crusty old prospector]

Do the crime, do the time.

[ComputerGuy]

I’ve got a lot of ideas for tasteless cartoons, but I can’t draw.

[Billthedrill]

I sure hope no federal judge places an injunction on the construction of the fence that’s supposed to keep the alligators out. Should be a priority item on next year’s budget.

[packrat35]

They can self deport and avoid this then...

[joshua c]

they are not serving life sentences

it is a processing center

a couple of weeks and they are deported

[glennaro]

It's not a "detention center" and it's certainly not a "prison."

It's a processing facility to expedite removal of illegal aliens; arguably a humanitarian thing to do so the poor illegal aliens can return home -- all expenses paid (of course) by American taxpayers -- and will no longer have to "live in fear" of the consequences of breaking our laws to break into our country ... uninvited except by businesses who gain an unfair competitive advantage by "hiring" the illegals and which are not held to account for doing so.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

[V_TWIN]

“Pro tip for detainees not wanting to become lunch for a hungry alligator or python: don’t add to your crimes by escaping.”

I hope that’s a joke.
I heard several fake news channels actually imply that the alligators and pythons are a true and direct threat....as if walking 10 feet into the swamp will be an immediate death sentence.

I hope the incarcerated illegals believe that but it’s unbelievable that news outlets believe it.....just goes to show how generally uneducated they are.

[bigbob]

Me too, I’m afraid the gators will just spit them out rather than risk become infected with the stupid.

[NonValueAdded]

I wonder how she feels about Ole’ Red?

[MtnClimber]

[CodeToad]

I’m hoping such events can be shown on reality TV!

[Huskrrrr]

I fret about the Alligator indigestion, given all that spicy food.

[TonyM]

Chooot Um!

[metmom]

They won’t be injured if they don’t do anything stupid.

Honestly, democrats can freak out over the most unlikely scenarios of anyone I know.

[ameribbean expat]

All journalists, report to Gator Gitmo.

[SaxxonWoods]

I’m more worried about the gators. They are birthright citizens.

[Salman]

Is this correct?

This "Alcatraz" is not for long term incarceration, but just until deportation can be arranged?

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

If the reporter really wants to do a public service, and help people avoid Alligator Alcatraz, she should urge them to leave the country, NOW!